was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
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doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid
no one is allowed to be sad today.
the breathless laughter of the onlookers is almost as adorable as the otters themselves
oh my gOD
Fuck me this is the cutest thing
This is what my dogs warned me about! The squeak toys are ALIVE!
this could be us but u playin
I don’t know which one the skooth was going with, but I know which one I am!
Yeah, am bear. But some days, why am bear? Is there more than bear?
Happy 68th Birthday, Alan Rickman! (21.02.1946)
It’s not just work, it’s your life. And it’s a human need to be told stories. The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we need to tell stories to each other about who we are, why we are, where we come from, and what might be possible.